HankerWanker's definitions

New Jersey Velcro Snapper

When two people tangle their pubic hair together and proceed to pull away from each other as hard as possible, and whoever rips out the most hair from the other wins.

Jerry won the New Jersey Velcro Snapper against his wife, who is now bald in her lower half.

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

Wisconsin Frog Hopper

Where you and another person interlock feet and proceed to butt fuck each other.

Max: hey Stephon, since we are Gaylords, want to do a Wisconsin Frog Hopper?
Stephon: hell yeah

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025