Definitions by Hank Thompkins

warp zoning

A reference to Super Mario Brothers in which a player would skip several levels in order to achieve the ultimate objective of saving the princess. More generally, it refers to someone who wants to achieve a goal more easily than he otherwise could by stacking the odds in his favor or by skipping steps that would ordinarily be required.

By joining forces with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh, Lebron James is warp zoning himself to a championship.

warp zoning by Hank Thompkins December 9, 2011

Rapeproof 

A woman so hideously ugly, no man or beast would even think about raping her.

Pooh: Damn our practice administrator Sue is one ugly bitch.

Eeyore: Yeah, she's so ugly even a pack of drunken prisoners wouldn't rape her.

Kanga: Yep, she's rapeproof.

Rapeproof by Hank Thompkins April 15, 2009

Bunghole chills 

When something grosses you out so much that you get chills up your butthole.

Seeing that kid play with her loose tooth gave me bunghole chills.

Bunghole chills by Hank Thompkins April 10, 2009

popsicle 

A girl who is ice cold on the outside and has a stick rammed up her ass on the inside.

"My girlfriend is such a popsicle - when I told her that my mom died, she laughed then went to work for 12 hours."

popsicle by Hank Thompkins January 9, 2009