Hamper Hunter's definitions

Hipster Barista Queef

Someone who serves artisan roasted coffee by day and drinks only micro brews by night.

Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.

by Hamper Hunter May 21, 2021

Tweaker Treats

Tweaker treats are simply just unscratched lottery tickets. You can often find tweakers outside liquor stores scratching their treats over the trash can.

Went to the Circle K and saw my local tweaker scratching his tweaker treats. The only thing useful about scratched treats, is the fact you know they didn’t scan the second chance code.

by Hamper Hunter April 14, 2021

Ball Trash

A more offensive way to refer to ejaculate or cum.

I can feel my ball trash really building up. I really need to go smack one out.

by Hamper Hunter November 18, 2020

COVID Stripper

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Thank god for Onlyfans, it’s the only way to get my COVID Stripper fix.

by Hamper Hunter November 13, 2020

Clam Cruiser

The Clam Cruiser is simply just a more luxurious version of the lesbian limousine. Instead of a Mini Cooper or Subaru Forester this often older more mature lesbian, can be spotted cruising for pussy in a Volvo sedan or Toyota Highlander.

Belinda is so bourgeois, she bought a Volvo to help her cruise for pussy. She said she wanted to look “More sophisticated.” Clearly, she just bought a Clam Cruiser.

by Hamper Hunter November 27, 2020