Hipster Barista Queef

Someone who serves artisan roasted coffee by day and drinks only micro brews by night.

Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.

by Hamper Hunter May 21, 2021

Clam Cruiser

The Clam Cruiser is simply just a more luxurious version of the lesbian limousine. Instead of a Mini Cooper or Subaru Forester this often older more mature lesbian, can be spotted cruising for pussy in a Volvo sedan or Toyota Highlander.

Belinda is so bourgeois, she bought a Volvo to help her cruise for pussy. She said she wanted to look “More sophisticated.” Clearly, she just bought a Clam Cruiser.

by Hamper Hunter November 28, 2020

COVID Stripper

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Thank god for Onlyfans, it’s the only way to get my COVID Stripper fix.

by Hamper Hunter November 14, 2020

I’m getting thick

Another way of saying I’m getting an erection or getting boned up.

Bro, I’m getting thick after seeing's that shirt your mom was wearing.

by Hamper Hunter December 02, 2020

Continous circuit

A term used in the porn industry to describe a sex scene, where the male talent is able to fully insert his penis inside his own ass.

We need it quite on the set, Jim is about to make a “continous circuit” in the grand finale of the scene.

by Hamper Hunter May 31, 2022