Definitions by Hamper Hunter

Spill some seed

Alternate term to describe ejaculating. Particularly used when describing jerking off to porn.

Oh man, I can’t wait to spill some seed to Adriana Chechik’s new video.

Spill some seed by Hamper Hunter November 17, 2020

hog taker 

Derogatory term for vagina.

She got it right in her hog taker.

hog taker by Hamper Hunter November 14, 2020

COVID Stripper 

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Thank god for Onlyfans, it’s the only way to get my COVID Stripper fix.

COVID Stripper by Hamper Hunter November 13, 2020

Ripped a beast

To take a shit of monstrous proportions.

I had no choice, I ripped a beast in the waiting room bathroom.

Ripped a beast by Hamper Hunter November 11, 2020

Hamper Hunter 

A sneaky opportunistic friend of a hot girl that attempts to sniff the dirty panties of said friend. He is often a guy stuck in the friend zone who the girl feels is a safe friend. She is sadly mistaken, because this creep with go out of his way to find dirty panties.

She caught him sniffing her panties and freaked out. Who would have thought Jeff was a hamper hunter.

Hamper Hunter by Hamper Hunter November 9, 2020