The act of calling your partner a biblical figure such as Jesus while they knosh on your banana (penis).
"I heard Marcus lost his virginity last night, but I also heard him screaming Jesus, what was that about?"
"Oh, don't worry, he was just getting the banana Jesus".
"Oh, don't worry, he was just getting the banana Jesus".
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"I said her name is Jess"
"J-J-Jess...?"
The woman then proceeded to scream and then died.
The woman was Jessphobic.
"I said her name is Jess"
"J-J-Jess...?"
The woman then proceeded to scream and then died.
The woman was Jessphobic.
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