4 definitions by Half shaft

Alligator Grab

When engaging in anal sex with your sweetie and you reach in her vagina and jerk yourself off.

I had to use the alligator grab on the old lady this morning when just being in one orifice just doesn't get it done.

by Half shaft October 31, 2018

Slobber Boogie

When your lady friend gives you an amazing blow job.

My wife was doing the slobber boogie on my meat whistle last night on the porch and the neighbors caught us.

by Half shaft October 31, 2018

Slobber Boogie

The act or art of your ladie friend sucking on your cock.

Last night my wife was doing the slobber boogie on my meat whistle on back porch and the neighbors caught us.

by Half shaft October 31, 2018

ghost pole

The act of thinking you have a boner that's not actually there aka phantom dick

Woke up this morning to nail my girl and had a serious ghost pole

by Half shaft September 27, 2015