Definitions by Haiwood Jablomi

jookmiff

to milk Cats nipples

the arabian down the street kidnapped my cats and jookmiffed him!!

jookmiff by Haiwood Jablomi January 2, 2008

cum guzzling gutter whore 

some dumb trashy girl who will sleep with anything because she cant get anyone good

Brittney Stiles is a cum guzzling gutter whore, don't you agree?

cum guzzling gutter whore by Haiwood Jablomi April 12, 2007

Hopsplode 

A toothpick used to check and see if the brownies are ready

Hey,hey nigger get the damn hopsplodes out of the cabinet

Hopsplode by Haiwood Jablomi April 6, 2007