Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Haiwood Jablomi

jookmiff

the arabian down the street kidnapped my cats and jookmiffed him!!

some dumb trashy girl who will sleep with anything because she cant get anyone good

Brittney Stiles is a cum guzzling gutter whore, don't you agree?

A toothpick used to check and see if the brownies are ready

Hey,hey nigger get the damn hopsplodes out of the cabinet