3 definitions by Hairy dick Humphrey

Piled River

When a girl or your homies eat your ass and then spit on your gooch without swallowing in between.

Did you hear Hailey gave Jon a piled river?

by Hairy dick Humphrey July 20, 2018

honkey hustle

The hustle required by honkeys to be successful in sports that require great athleticism to make up for their lack of pigment

“Good honkey hustle Mike these spics can’t outwork you”

by Hairy dick Humphrey May 22, 2019

Indiana Jonesed

When you’re hitting it from the back and you have your thumb in her ass, you swiftly replace your thumb with your cock before filling her with your load.

“I broke up with him because he Indiana Jonesed me”.

by Hairy dick Humphrey July 18, 2023