Malemamms

A male's overly-developed mammaries. Slightly more polite way of saying "man boobs."

"Look at Dale's Malemamms! If those things get any larger, he'll need a bra."

by Hair Plug Girl May 04, 2010

Dognoia

The strange feeling one gets when the dogs watches the act of sexual intercourse. Compounded when dog decides to lick the face of the person on bottom.

George was really giving it to me last night, but Muffy watching gave me a severe case of Dognoia.

by Hair Plug Girl May 13, 2010