Definitions by Hair Plug Girl

Dognoia 

The strange feeling one gets when the dogs watches the act of sexual intercourse. Compounded when dog decides to lick the face of the person on bottom.

George was really giving it to me last night, but Muffy watching gave me a severe case of Dognoia.

Dognoia by Hair Plug Girl May 13, 2010

Malemamms 

A male's overly-developed mammaries. Slightly more polite way of saying "man boobs."

"Look at Dale's Malemamms! If those things get any larger, he'll need a bra."

Malemamms by Hair Plug Girl May 4, 2010