S.E.X.

Sexually Eating Xylophones

Guy1: I just had bomb S.E.X.
Guy2: Oh yeah I’m gonna need my xylophones back

by Hahadonkeyballs April 16, 2020

Bouncing Betty

When your ballsack is so large and droopy you can almost use it as like a bouncy ball when your bored during quarantine

Friend1: what’d you do over quarantine

Friend2: I was playing with my bouncing betty

by Hahadonkeyballs April 15, 2020

Cock handle

When ones cock is so large you can use it as a swing for little children.

Child 1: “Hey are you going to swing on the cock handle?”

Child 2: “Yeah man it’s so fun especially when it tickles my bum”

by Hahadonkeyballs May 11, 2021

National droopy balls day

April 17th is a day where you just let it hang balls to the wall style

Guy1:Hey did you hear April 17th is national droopy balls day

Guy2: no but I’m hella excited now

by Hahadonkeyballs April 16, 2020