Definitions by Hahadonkeyballs

Cock handle 

When ones cock is so large you can use it as a swing for little children.

Child 1: “Hey are you going to swing on the cock handle?”

Child 2: “Yeah man it’s so fun especially when it tickles my bum”

Cock handle by Hahadonkeyballs May 11, 2021

S.E.X. 

Sexually Eating Xylophones

Guy1: I just had bomb S.E.X.
Guy2: Oh yeah I’m gonna need my xylophones back

S.E.X. by Hahadonkeyballs April 16, 2020

Bouncing Betty 

When your ballsack is so large and droopy you can almost use it as like a bouncy ball when your bored during quarantine

Friend1: what’d you do over quarantine

Friend2: I was playing with my bouncing betty

Bouncing Betty by Hahadonkeyballs April 15, 2020

National droopy balls day 

April 17th is a day where you just let it hang balls to the wall style

Guy1:Hey did you hear April 17th is national droopy balls day

Guy2: no but I’m hella excited now

National droopy balls day by Hahadonkeyballs April 15, 2020