softly

Hard- to do something softly is to do it very well or very quietly, or not at all quietly, but certainly hard...softly.

All the babes in the castle morph into this humongous female crotch.The huge boner and crotch pork softly, while slamming into the guitar and wailing. -Robert Hamburger 2004

by HL Deez February 17, 2005

flap jacks

breasts that are unatractive in any way, be they saggy, miscolored, wrinkled, or pancake like in nature.

that chik's tits were no good, she was working with some flap jacks.

flap jacks, jacks flapped

by HL Deez February 17, 2005

micterate

verb describing the act of mixing, swirling, coagulating or curdling.

I made a Frangelico and milk, then just watched it micterate before drinking.

by HL Deez February 17, 2005

micter

Noun describing any type of pleasant /unpleasant mixture or substrate... or just shit or piss. Verb: Micterate

Micter Anderson! Its the Smell!

by HL Deez February 17, 2005