Definitions by HAPPER

Textarded 

Retarded texter. Basically this could be any person who sends blank or incomplete texts or people who are completely slow at texting and also includes the severely textarded who won't even try or receive a text and don't even know what it is.

Bobby takes 4 hours sometimes to respond to a text. Sometimes he just sends me part of the text other times a text with nothing at all. He is so textarded!

Textarded by HAPPER November 2, 2008

O.C.C.D. 

Obsessive Compulsive Computer Disorder. When someone cannot accept what people say in casual conversation as being truth until they look it up on their computer or internet accessible phone. Symptoms include frequent googling at the dinner table, church or other inappropriate places.

Heather is so O.C.C.D. She cannot even sit through a conversation without going onto her phone to see if what people are saying is true.

O.C.C.D. by HAPPER November 2, 2008