HANDS MAKE ME ROCK HARD's definitions

The Simpsons Tapped Out

Stupid mobile freemium game with barely anything to do with the Simpsons other than the buildings, but if you were big brain you'd play the Simpsons arcade mobile game but no you have to play the game that sucks the money right out of your barely empty wallet and now your in debt because you spent the last of your money that you got from your job at a grocery store because you can't afford to buy a suit and tie. Why you ask? BECAUSE YOU SPENT YOUR MONEY ON THE SIMPSONS TAPPED OUT and now you have to pay the bills but you can't why? BECAUSE YOU SPENT YOUR MONEY ON THE SIMPSONS TAPPED OUT oh and now your homeless and what do you have? A SINGLE STUPID CHURCH IN THE SIMPSONS TAPPED OUT JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY

Idiot:Hey you should pay The Simpsons Tapped Out
Intellectual: No thanks I like owning money

by HANDS MAKE ME ROCK HARD April 15, 2020

Hit

he has a very OP level 1 that can almost 1 hit at 7 bars not to mention you cant block or doge his level 3

DUDE! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!! OMG STOP USING THE LEVEL ONE WITH HIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by HANDS MAKE ME ROCK HARD April 15, 2020

Sssssssssssssssssssssss

Usually last thing heard before being killed by an explosion

Guy:Aight Imma go get some diam-
Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

by HANDS MAKE ME ROCK HARD April 15, 2020

God's Judgement Day

The day when god kills the gays

I can't wait until God's Judgement day

by HANDS MAKE ME ROCK HARD April 15, 2020

Oogashame

when you are posting about other people to make them look bad so you look good

Jenna Henderson

sHe is sUCH a slUT

That is an oogashame

by HANDS MAKE ME ROCK HARD April 15, 2020

The doorknob

No touchy

Killer Queen has already touched The doorknob

by HANDS MAKE ME ROCK HARD April 15, 2020

Bohemian Rhapsody

O MAMA MIA MAMA MIA LET ME GO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELZEBUB HAS THE DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR MEEEE FOR MEEEE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE -headbang intensifies-

Modern day version of Albert Einstein: The best song Ive ever heard is bohemian rhapsody

by HANDS MAKE ME ROCK HARD April 15, 2020