Moles

To explain or compare something using so many abstract similies and metaphors that your audience no longer understands what you are talking about.

I was stunned by his moles when he started comparing my eyes to the temperature of the Gulf of Mexico in the Summer.

by H Bertinson December 3, 2014

crackficient

When you are so efficient at something that you are accused of using crack to accomplish your efficiency.

Calley was very crackficient at her job today.

by H Bertinson May 8, 2016