Definitions by H Bertinson

crackficient 

When you are so efficient at something that you are accused of using crack to accomplish your efficiency.

Calley was very crackficient at her job today.

crackficient by H Bertinson May 8, 2016

Moles 

To explain or compare something using so many abstract similies and metaphors that your audience no longer understands what you are talking about.

I was stunned by his moles when he started comparing my eyes to the temperature of the Gulf of Mexico in the Summer.

Moles by H Bertinson December 3, 2014