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A great but underachieving baseball team that makes it to the postseason nearly every year and will eventually win the World Series (knock on wood). They are one of the classiest teams ever and have many future hall of famers on their team with Jeff Bagwell, Craig Biggio, Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte, etc. They assembled one of the best postseason pitching rotations in baseball history in 2005 with Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte, Roy Oswalt and don't forget the decent Brandon Backe.
I have and always will live and die with the Houston Astros.
by Guy in Ox. Woods October 6, 2005
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1. Stands for University of Texas at San Antonio. It's a shitty commute school that is easy as hell and isn't even close to matching University of Texas at Austin. Has basically no sports and very little partying goes on here because just about everyone goes home to Houston or Austin on the weekends.
1. UTSA sucked pretty bad when I went there.
by Guy in Ox. Woods October 6, 2005
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One of the best teams in the NHL
The Colorado Avalanche are awesome.
by Guy in Ox. Woods February 1, 2006
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1. The most underrated school in the nation in every aspect. Not only is it the best damn party school in the nation, but it is also a sensational school for academics. It has top ten programs in business, journalism and psychology so never underestimate the Hoosiers. At this remarkable school alcohol is taken down like it is nothing and never stops coming. It is also home to Little 500 which is undoubtedly the most insane week of partying on any college campus in the world. If you are not aware of this then you should get off your ass and come to Bloomington, Indiana to see the best university in the world!
"Indiana University is by far the best place on earth."
by Guy in Ox. Woods September 20, 2005
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