Definitions by Guy Reynolds

black & decker pecker wrecker 

A female with braces on her teeth.

I wouldn't let that black & decker pecker wrecker go down on me.

black & decker pecker wrecker by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006

goard garden 

Numerous pimples on a persons face.

God! Did you see the goard garden on that kid's face?

goard garden by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006

morning stiffness 

When you wake up with an erection.

Today I woke up with morning stiffness.

morning stiffness by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006