black & decker pecker wrecker

A female with braces on her teeth.
I wouldn't let that black & decker pecker wrecker go down on me.
by Guy Reynolds September 06, 2006
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morning stiffness

When you wake up with an erection.
Today I woke up with morning stiffness.
by Guy Reynolds September 06, 2006
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goard garden

Numerous pimples on a persons face.
God! Did you see the goard garden on that kid's face?
by Guy Reynolds September 06, 2006
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