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morning stiffness

When you wake up with an erection.

Today I woke up with morning stiffness.

by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006

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goard garden

Numerous pimples on a persons face.

God! Did you see the goard garden on that kid's face?

by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006

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black & decker pecker wrecker

A female with braces on her teeth.

I wouldn't let that black & decker pecker wrecker go down on me.

by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006

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