3 definitions by Gus TT showbiz

Llanas

Lying Llanas

DO NOT TRUST A LLANAS! Any chance they get they will lie to you! They a particularly skilled in deception and making the most unbelievable things believable. They will steal your life without blinking an eye and leave you feeling okay with it!

Examples Brandon: (Did you hear what Dustin said last night?) Erick: (Yeah don't believe him, he is a lying Llanas.)

(Don't be a lying Llanas)

by Gus TT showbiz April 29, 2019

khiyl

Khiyl is a very annoying person who only has half a middle finger so when he tries to flip you off you can't even tell. He is Asian so he has a very small penis and is always trying to pump himself up because of the fact he has such a small dick. He is also trash at making Crab ragoons

I was with a khiyl Last night and I tried to have sex with him, but he had such a small penis. Then I told him to use his fingers but that didn't work either

by Gus TT showbiz January 17, 2020

hockatitman

a really, really ridiculously acrobatic sex position that no one seems to be able to accurately describe.

the name suggests a violent throat motion directed at the female participant's chest by her male counterpart. however, research has proven this to be generally unpleasant, so the true hockatitman remains unquantifiable.

but the sex is really, really good.

Hey so we hockatitman'd for like an hour last night. it was chill.
...the fuck is a hockatitman?
Well it's this thing where... her leg was like... and I was most definitely NOT crying... but it was amazing.

by Gus TT showbiz April 25, 2011