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Definitions by Gumba Gumba

The retarded way of saying "the"
tha by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004
Any male.
The Hombre over there tried to hit on my sister, let's go anal rape him...
hombre by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004
The Jaguar E-type, proclaimed to be the greatest car ever by anyone who has actually gone near one. Produced in the sixties and seventies as a road going version of super-racers the C-type, D-type and XKSS. A truly volouptous car that has a speedy engine, superb handling, perfect suspension, and one of the most enthralling rides you'll ever get, especially on convertables. Favoured by car fans such as Jay Leno, John Travolta and the Sultan of Brunei.
I really don't see how someone could think that the 'vette is the best car in the world. It looks like a box, drinks the fuel in 35 minutes of racing, has the handling of a rhino, the suspension of a horse-and-cart, it isn't even a good car!
e-type by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

hung like a donkey 

Hung meaning the thing that hangs, and donkey, being a lazy creature with a big dick. This term refers to someone with a wide, long penis and large balls.
I'm hung like a donkey.

wayne's world 

An odd Mike Myers movie with three different endings. It is based around a struggling Heavy Metal Cable show of the same name, and Aerosmith concerts, especially the sequel.
Wayne's world, Wayne's world! Party Time, excellent!
wayne's world by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

nursery crime

An act of child molestation or paedophilia that occured while the victim was in the care of the alleged molester or paedophile.
nursery crime by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

give a dog a bone 

If a woman can "Give a dog a bone", it is to be taken as a compliment that even animals find her attractive. It is taken from the nursery rhyme.
Nick knack paddy-whack give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.


"Casandra would give dog a bone!"- wayne's world 2