Guillaume

Makes me horny
Guillaume makes me horny
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Jupiter

The world’s most unequivocally shredded and large-dicked man to ever graze the surface of this planet we inhabit. He carries a soft and welcoming grin, and is musically inclined. Since the very instant he exited his mother’s uterus, he was instantly the most sacredly preciously sexually attracting man. If a pedophile were to become horny upon Jupiter’s gaze, he or she would be acquitted of any charge concerning sexual misconduct with a minor, due to the court’s understanding of jupiter’s beauty. His hair is fluffier than wild moss on a dewy summer dawn. His name is incredibly accurate, meaning large, and it’s uniqueness parallels his personality.
Much his planet counterpart, Jupiter is the biggest, male genatalia wise.
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