Definitions by Guggolik

Poorgasm

The irrational hit of dopamine one receives from winning hundreds of dollars even after having gambled away thousands.

"I really thought he had broken his addiction for good this time, but I just heard him scream in a way so brainlessly delighted that it could only have come from a poorgasm."

Poorgasm by Guggolik September 11, 2026

Guerrilla Welfare 

A method of ambush in which units of currency hide within the objects most likely to be collided with by thrown hats, tank ammunition, or ballistic missiles, in a coordinated attempt to forcefully enrich an unwilling Italian American community.

"In a moment of frustration over all this incessant guerrilla welfare, I stabbed that crate around two hundred times."

Guerrilla Welfare by Guggolik May 9, 2025