Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Guad or Ed's

Wet Panchito

When your Mexican boyfriend uses extra spicy lube.

Last time I got a wet Panchito, it burned while I peed for a week.

When you aren't sure if someone is retarded. Something just isn't right

At Megan's birthday party everyone wondered if Ben was a sleeper since he kept hitting his head against the wall.

A parent that is high strung, obsessive and over protective. A do-gooder and know it all.

Sheila, the PTA president is such a house parent.