Gregory Novak's definitions

asstitude

A state of being, replete with personality tendencies so incredibly vile and off-putting that there is simply no other term for their level of social communication. A complete lack of anything even remotely resembling a clinical attitude (even a negative one).

"Bro, gimme a drink."
"Excuse me?"
"I SAID gimme a DRINK. It's fuckin' HOT."
"Dude, you need to check your asstitude at the door."

by Gregory Novak May 10, 2007

filationship

A very, VERY casual sexual relationship. Generally noncommittal.

"So are you guys together now or what?"
"Oh hell no, it's just a filationship."

by Gregory Novak April 21, 2007

slipdick

Codeword for anal intercourse. So named due the excuse often used by the perpetrator (it slipped!)

"I was pounding her so hard I decided to try and get away with a little slipdick."

by Gregory Novak April 21, 2007