Gregg Loogyanus's definitions

ninja farts

Silent, butt supremely smelly flatulence.

I love to release my ninja farts when I am standing on the diving board before a dive. It really fucks up the next competitor.

I also love to release my ninja farts while getting my salad tossed by a male prostitute.

by Gregg Loogyanus November 28, 2006

moist turd gas

A fresh farty fragrance. Funny because it sounds like "mustard gas".

Aaron came over to Jeff's work station and laid down some heavy moist turd gas as a payback for the nasty bean bomb that Jeff had dropped on Aaron just 30 minutes earlier.

by Gregg Loogyanus December 7, 2006