The scapegoat of personal responsiblity, presented by select Democrats as their weapon in their effort to absolve the 2nd amendment. This weapon, mis-identified as an "assault" rifle, is only capable of what the operator desires, much in the way a knife, a car, or their own two hands are capable of.
It has been determined that this inanimate object instantly enrages the soul of whoever holds it, hurtling them into an unquenchable flame of murder and mayhem. The fundamental basis for this theory is unfounded and fully accepted by those seeking a quick answer for a tragedy. Although banning this item will prove futile in stopping school shootings, the scared and meek will feel secure in disarming the law abiding and responsible citizens of the United States.
A semi automatic rifle demonizied by the misguided wife of some cripple hell bent on outlawing everything in America other than sporks.
It has been determined that this inanimate object instantly enrages the soul of whoever holds it, hurtling them into an unquenchable flame of murder and mayhem. The fundamental basis for this theory is unfounded and fully accepted by those seeking a quick answer for a tragedy. Although banning this item will prove futile in stopping school shootings, the scared and meek will feel secure in disarming the law abiding and responsible citizens of the United States.
A semi automatic rifle demonizied by the misguided wife of some cripple hell bent on outlawing everything in America other than sporks.
Bushmaster. AHHHHH! NOOOOOO!!!!! It shoots EVERY TIME YOU PULL THE TRIGGER!!!. It's an ASSAULT RIFLE!!!! RUUUUNNN!!!!
by Green eggs and baaaam February 18, 2014
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While my girlfriend was asleep last night, I lizard whipped her forehead. It turned out great, but I'm sure I'll be couching it for the next week.
by Green eggs and baaaam December 13, 2012
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This can only be accomplished when the digestive system is in early to advanced stages of failure, by consuming ludicrous amounts of alcohol on a chronic basis.
This can only be accomplished when the digestive system is in early to advanced stages of failure, by consuming ludicrous amounts of alcohol on a chronic basis.
That pizza was tasty, but it looked thadustin.
I knew an alcoholic that wouldn't poop, but rather leave thadustins in the toilet.
I knew an alcoholic that wouldn't poop, but rather leave thadustins in the toilet.
by Green eggs and baaaam June 11, 2018
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