Definitions by Green Tea Jones

Fauxda 

A non-alcoholic carbonated beverage that is not actually soda.

Hey, do you want one of these soda pops?

Naw, I'll have a can of that super cheap brand of "natural soda" .

OoooKaaay...Oh, you mean this weird looking can? That ain't pop, that's fauxda!

Fauxda by Green Tea Jones May 4, 2018

Fauxmily

People who you grew up or with or know that you called aunt or uncle or cousin or some other family relation name when they're are not a blood or lawfully related person.

Well I mean, she's not my "real" cousin, we're not related in any way by blood or marriage. You know, she's fauxmily, so it's not weird that we made out.

Fauxmily by Green Tea Jones January 1, 2018

Northwest Espresso 

Drinking a cup of coffee and smoking marijuana.

"I love starting off a road trip with a Northwest Espresso, it just makes the day feel so much dreamier."

Northwest Espresso by Green Tea Jones September 18, 2012