Definitions by Great Northern 1147

Casey Jones

An engineer for the Iowa Central Railroad who met his fate after deciding to inspect the anal cavity of a stalled train. Otherwise, he was known for being on-time.

Casey Jones is a name; it's not that hard.

Casey Jones by Great Northern 1147 October 15, 2025

Ahme 

Ahem... but cooler

"Ahme, sir, but thine fresh pigs urine has gone cold."
"Don't ever use that word again."
"Which one, sire?"
"FUCKING AHME!"

Ahme by Great Northern 1147 January 1, 2024

West Texas Drawbar 

The West Texas Drawbar was a traveling male stripper. He would hop abord random trains, which, at the time, had long pilots and drawbars. His profession earned him the nickname "West Texas Drawbar" among railroad crewmembers.

"I got myself a herpes from that West Texas Drawbar."

West Texas Drawbar by Great Northern 1147 November 4, 2023

Climax 

A logging steam locomotive, typically used to pull heavy trains up steep grades. They had a tendency to shake themselves apart, which should explain why the market for spare climax parts was nearly as large, or larger, than the market for climaxes themselves.

"The damn climax shook itself to pieces again."

Climax by Great Northern 1147 November 4, 2023