Definitions by Great Clementini

Doo doo hustle 

The funny butt cheek clenching dance you do on the way to the toilet for a number two.

Michael ran to the bathroom faster than the speed of light doing the doo doo hustle.

Doo doo hustle by Great Clementini June 8, 2019

Poopoogachi 

Poop and pee made in the backyard that you mix and throw on bullies

I poopoogachied those douchebag bullies!

Poopoogachi by Great Clementini May 2, 2019

Smidge 

A sneaky short guy that keeps his height a secret until it is ultimately revealed upon an in-person encounter

G: hey sis, how did it go with that hot dude you met up with from Tinder?
J: Total bust...he was a Smidge and had to awkwardly direct the convo downward and see him gawk at my boobs all night. My neck hurts now .

Smidge by Great Clementini October 14, 2015