Definitions by Grape Ape Face Rape

Dorito dipping

The sexual act of chewing Doritos until they are at a mush-like state, then performing oral sex upon one's partner.

My girlfriend was Dorito dipping for me last night, and it was amazing. You could say it was hard to swallow.

Dorito dipping by Grape Ape Face Rape July 10, 2010

schunk shank 

The act of jabbing one with your gordy, unwashed hand or hands. This term applies to those who last name is Schunkie

"On my way to the club, I took a violent schunk shank in the ass from the town drunk."

schunk shank by Grape Ape Face Rape July 10, 2010

armstrong 

The ability to give excessive hand jobs without getting tired.

The slut who hangs out behind the TGI Friday has an armstrong.

armstrong by Grape Ape Face Rape July 10, 2010