by Grant Hansen June 28, 2018
Get the Tourine Hadalmug. Cum that has been contained in someone’s balls for such a long extent that it becomes corrupted and evil. Only bullets and fire will stop these Grant spawns.
“Grant! Don’t you dare spill your Anti-Cum! I don’t want my troops to come and blast your load again! That sounded a bit wrong.
David: Cum hahahahaha!
David: Cum hahahahaha!
by Grant Hansen September 09, 2018
Get the Anti-Cummug. The act of ejaculating so hard and vigorously the seems in the testicles break and a large explosion of cum and balls flies out of you bag. If this is done vigourousoy enough it will cause the space time continuum to malfunction and balls from different universes and dimensions will be flying out of the shatter of time which originated from your balls.
(Wanks)
“OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD ITS SO PAINFUL! I THINK I JUST Quantum Splooged”
“OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD ITS SO PAINFUL! I THINK I JUST Quantum Splooged”
by Grant Hansen July 10, 2018
Get the Quantum Sploogemug. The alternate version of the Bruce Banner hulk.
He is the first version of the hulk to appear in Marvel Comics. He’s grey and wears a waist coat and retains his intelligence.
He is the first version of the hulk to appear in Marvel Comics. He’s grey and wears a waist coat and retains his intelligence.
by Grant Hansen August 13, 2018
Get the Joe Fixitmug. Toxin is the son of Carnage and the grandson of Venom in the Marvel 616 Universe.
He is the most powerful Symbiote to date and shares attributes from his father and grandfather such as colours and abilities. He has faught Venom and Carnage simultaneously and won when he was less than a week old.
Toxin is the same size as Venom at base (695lbs) which is slightly larger than Carnage at 685lbs.
He is the most powerful Symbiote to date and shares attributes from his father and grandfather such as colours and abilities. He has faught Venom and Carnage simultaneously and won when he was less than a week old.
Toxin is the same size as Venom at base (695lbs) which is slightly larger than Carnage at 685lbs.
by Grant Hansen August 13, 2018
Get the Toxin (Symbiote)mug. It is commonly known around the world that every single Lumberjack who has ever lived had or has a Chode.
This is because the Cum Witch has cursed them because Lumberjack’s destroy wood. And that’s gay, bro.
This is because the Cum Witch has cursed them because Lumberjack’s destroy wood. And that’s gay, bro.
Lumberjack 1: Hey, Lumberjack 2, does my Lumberjack Chode look lumpy to you?
Lumberjack 2: No Lumberjack 1, I do not in fact believe your penis to be lumpy as I am a heterosexual male with no interest to be viewing yo-
(Lumberjack 1 analy penetrates Lumberjack 2 to the point Lumberjack 2 dies)
Lumberjack 2: No Lumberjack 1, I do not in fact believe your penis to be lumpy as I am a heterosexual male with no interest to be viewing yo-
(Lumberjack 1 analy penetrates Lumberjack 2 to the point Lumberjack 2 dies)
by Grant Hansen July 03, 2018
Get the Lumberjack Chodemug. When you catch a large amount of fish out at sea on a fishing boat, one must grab one of the fish and use the fish slime as a lubricant. You then bust a nut into the ocean. This is known as Fishermans Load.
Jakub Chickowski: Guys! I jut caught a bunch of fish!
Lennon Vipond: Yes! Now we can perform Fisherman’s Load
Lennon Vipond: Yes! Now we can perform Fisherman’s Load
by Grant Hansen July 02, 2018
Get the Fisherman’s Loadmug.