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Definitions by Grant Hansen

“Staying on the edge” 

Making ones self almost ejaculate but completely stopping just before you actually climax. Wait 20-30 seconds and continue. Perform this process 4-12 times for maximum pleasure and then when one finally ejaculates, the nut has an incredible mass.

This process is usually performed during wanking but can be adapted in sexual inter course.
“Staying on the edge” insures the most orgasmic orgasm possible.
For example, David Hansen or Furries are Viglins.
Viglin by Grant Hansen August 26, 2018

Soaked Balls 

When your jizz blast is not strong enough to fully shoot from your cock so it just exits your japseye and dribbles down your cock and balls.
Barry: I’ve already jizzed 3 times I’m worried I’m going to get Soaked Balls if I go again
Soaked Balls by Grant Hansen August 13, 2018

Toxin (Symbiote) 

Toxin is the son of Carnage and the grandson of Venom in the Marvel 616 Universe.

He is the most powerful Symbiote to date and shares attributes from his father and grandfather such as colours and abilities. He has faught Venom and Carnage simultaneously and won when he was less than a week old.

Toxin is the same size as Venom at base (695lbs) which is slightly larger than Carnage at 685lbs.
Toxin (Symbiote) was introduced in 2005
Toxin (Symbiote) by Grant Hansen August 13, 2018
Welcome to Jurassic Pa— did that fucking brachiosaurus just Garont on me?”
Garont by Grant Hansen August 13, 2018

Joe Fixit 

The alternate version of the Bruce Banner hulk.

He is the first version of the hulk to appear in Marvel Comics. He’s grey and wears a waist coat and retains his intelligence.
Joe Fixit spent most of his time as a night club bouncer.
Joe Fixit by Grant Hansen August 13, 2018

Shit Golden

The act of shoving golden spray paint aerosols up your arse and then farting so much you shit them back out, but only after they have sprayed around in there a lot. The entire inside of your arse is golden it this stage. Next, you take a shit and it’s golden. Now you have, Shit Golden!
Dude: Fuck is that guy doing Shit Golden?

Bro: Nah dude he’s just- Oh wait yeah he is doing Shit Golden
Shit Golden by Grant Hansen July 11, 2018