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The act of ejaculating into another person pre existing ejaculation.
This can be interpreted as gay depending on who you ask.
This can be interpreted as gay depending on who you ask.
The gang are halfway through a game of soggy biscuit
Ewan is the first to ejaculate because he is horny
Joe performs Spillary in Ewan’s semen.
Ewan: What the fuck bro that’s gay!
Joe: I know (rapes Ewan’s balls)
Ewan is the first to ejaculate because he is horny
Joe performs Spillary in Ewan’s semen.
Ewan: What the fuck bro that’s gay!
Joe: I know (rapes Ewan’s balls)
by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018
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He is the most powerful Symbiote to date and shares attributes from his father and grandfather such as colours and abilities. He has faught Venom and Carnage simultaneously and won when he was less than a week old.
Toxin is the same size as Venom at base (695lbs) which is slightly larger than Carnage at 685lbs.
He is the most powerful Symbiote to date and shares attributes from his father and grandfather such as colours and abilities. He has faught Venom and Carnage simultaneously and won when he was less than a week old.
Toxin is the same size as Venom at base (695lbs) which is slightly larger than Carnage at 685lbs.
by Grant Hansen August 13, 2018
Get the Toxin (Symbiote) mug.It is commonly known around the world that every single Lumberjack who has ever lived had or has a Chode.
This is because the Cum Witch has cursed them because Lumberjack’s destroy wood. And that’s gay, bro.
This is because the Cum Witch has cursed them because Lumberjack’s destroy wood. And that’s gay, bro.
Lumberjack 1: Hey, Lumberjack 2, does my Lumberjack Chode look lumpy to you?
Lumberjack 2: No Lumberjack 1, I do not in fact believe your penis to be lumpy as I am a heterosexual male with no interest to be viewing yo-
(Lumberjack 1 analy penetrates Lumberjack 2 to the point Lumberjack 2 dies)
Lumberjack 2: No Lumberjack 1, I do not in fact believe your penis to be lumpy as I am a heterosexual male with no interest to be viewing yo-
(Lumberjack 1 analy penetrates Lumberjack 2 to the point Lumberjack 2 dies)
by Grant Hansen July 3, 2018
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by Grant Hansen June 20, 2018
Get the Henry Ozolins mug.The act of shoving golden spray paint aerosols up your arse and then farting so much you shit them back out, but only after they have sprayed around in there a lot. The entire inside of your arse is golden it this stage. Next, you take a shit and it’s golden. Now you have, Shit Golden!
Dude: Fuck is that guy doing Shit Golden?
Bro: Nah dude he’s just- Oh wait yeah he is doing Shit Golden
Bro: Nah dude he’s just- Oh wait yeah he is doing Shit Golden
by Grant Hansen July 11, 2018
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