Borderline Queer

When something is only just gay.

eg. playing fallout 4 or trying to get pussy with a polish boy.
For example, Spillary could be classed as Borderline Queer.
by Grant Hansen July 01, 2018
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Mouth Cum

You blast your load so deep inside an individuals arse it comes out their mouth when they spit it out.
Ruth: Blast it!

Kayla Harry: (load blasts)

Ruth: (Vomits the load out her mouth)

Kayla Harry: Woah you just performed Mouth Cum!
by Grant Hansen July 05, 2018
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Quantum Splooge

The act of ejaculating so hard and vigorously the seems in the testicles break and a large explosion of cum and balls flies out of you bag. If this is done vigourousoy enough it will cause the space time continuum to malfunction and balls from different universes and dimensions will be flying out of the shatter of time which originated from your balls.
(Wanks)

“OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD ITS SO PAINFUL! I THINK I JUST Quantum Splooged
by Grant Hansen July 11, 2018
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Tourine Hadal

A surplus of tourine entering the testicles at any given moment
“Wait I’m empty... let me inject my Tourine Hadal into my balls
by Grant Hansen June 29, 2018
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Swollen Urethra

The act of shoving a dead invertebrate such able to release toxins even once it’s dead down the urethra of your penis.

This provides pleasure as the creature stings the individual on the inside of their urethra.
“Jesus, David! Stopping shoving that dead bee down your cock! You’re going to get Swollen Urethra!”
by Grant Hansen June 18, 2018
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Fisherman’s Load

When you catch a large amount of fish out at sea on a fishing boat, one must grab one of the fish and use the fish slime as a lubricant. You then bust a nut into the ocean. This is known as Fishermans Load.
Jakub Chickowski: Guys! I jut caught a bunch of fish!

Lennon Vipond: Yes! Now we can perform Fisherman’s Load
by Grant Hansen July 02, 2018
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Hero’s Bulge

The bulge of a heroic figure. If the hero was to save somebody he could get a bulge due to the heroic-ness.
Spider-Man saved the bus driver and got his very first Hero’s Bulge
by Grant Hansen October 02, 2018
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