Definitions by Grandpa Howard

Tatum

The most beautiful girl in the world.

The craziest girl in the world.

She has the potential to be the best girlfriend in the whole universe but if you break her heart she'll blow up your house with a petrol bomb.

She is one of those girls that looks innocent but is extremely freaky.

Phil: Dude, You and Tatum have something special.

Josh: Yeah man, we had our ups and downs, she blew up my house once, but I love her.

Tatum by Grandpa Howard May 16, 2019

Monique 

A person who is devoid of all logic. She usually obsesses over guys named Matthew or Josh.

She is probably the most handsome female who ever lived.

Dude: Hey Monique

Monique: I can't talk right now, I'm too busy obsessing over Matthew and Josh

Monique by Grandpa Howard May 12, 2019

Poncho

A guy who has a PHD in tuckshop work.
He is personified by his use of the catch phrase "whatever"

Josh: Hey Poncho, how are you today?

Poncho: whatever

Poncho by Grandpa Howard May 12, 2019