Grandad's Fist's definitions

Clam Bandit

(noun) - A person or persons who do not do their washing up and leave the kitchen in an awful mould-infested state. Someone who is generally a messy bugger.

"Oh Laura, you haven't done your washing up again! You filthy Clam Bandit!...go to bed!"

by Grandad's Fist August 20, 2012