Ghost Plane

A plane that you can hear but cant see..

Some guy: -hears plane then looks up trying too see it- "What teh ballz?! I can hear a plane but i cant see it?! huh..."

Douche: "I cant hear anything....huhuhuhuh"

Some guy: "OMG, IM GOING INSANE! IM CRAZY, DAMAGED, BROKEN, DISTURBED, MENTAL! IM-"

Friend: "Dont worry dude, its just a ghost plane...."

Some guy: "Oh right..."

by GrandPoop October 18, 2010

Coney Island White Fish

A used rubber.

Garth: "I saw Jims Coney Island White Fish floasting in the sea this morning.."

by GrandPoop September 18, 2010

Testical Tennis

A homosexual sex game, in which one of you take out one of your testicals, and you and your partner play tennis with it, using your dicks as bats!

Steve: "Hey....up for some Testical Tennis?!" >;

Billy-bob: "Heeell yayeh! I dont have any balls left though.."

Steve: "Oh its ok...I have enough balls too last us all night! You sexy beast!"

by GrandPoop October 12, 2010

IPod Nano

A cool device, but has a crappy battery, and they are unnecessarly thin.

Randy: "WAT TEH BALLS?! My Ipod Nano`s battery is out?! You gotta be peein on my weener, i only listened too it for about an hour! Now how am i supposed too pass time?! BullSHIT!"

*Randy spent the rest of the day tossing paper airplanes into a bin*

by GrandPoop September 28, 2010

Draining The Torpedo

Peeing with a hard on, usually caused by needing a piss so badly.

Fred: "JOHN,YOU BUTHOLE, YOU LEFT PISS STAINS ALL OVER THE TOILET!"

John: "Sorry Fred, I was draining the torpedo and I misfired."

by GrandPoop October 23, 2010