3 definitions by Gracie isn’t my name.
An orshmog (also know as mogshor) is a special dildo mould hand crafted by josh whelan’s mother, which is carefully designed to rub against the kidney bean of a horseshroom also known as (horse balls). You must be careful using the orshmog because you run the risk of catching crabs (Mrs Whelan DOES NOT shower). Happy orshmoging!!
by Gracie isn’t my name. October 25, 2022
Growl-ma is a rare disease which can be caught by inhaling large amounts of Cummins (cum flecks). This originated in ancient Egypt (battle of Hastings 43BC) when soldiers would cum on each other to assert dominance and proof of manliness. This contributed to the development of humans and this is why we have ear lobes. This is also lead to balding. You may be wondering where the name “Growl-ma” came from! This originated from the tale of the growling hag. Tale says, she was cummed on and he turned into werewolf, developing incurable flatulence (growls from bum hole).
by Gracie isn’t my name. October 25, 2022
Homoshreksual is a word you use when one has intimate feelings for shrek no matter what gender. When you catch on that some one has feelings for our lord and saviour shrek, you may use the word, in other cases it’s just shreksist.
by Gracie isn’t my name. June 11, 2020