Definitions by Grabacr
Metashit
A metashit is what happens when a pile of shit goes to take a dump of its own. It's a shit of a shit, so it's a metashit.
Shit squared, shit². Shit multiplied by shit.
Shit squared, shit². Shit multiplied by shit.
AVGN: It's like a pile of shit taking a shit!
Me (thinking): You mean a metashit?
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yo dawg I heard you like calling things shit, so I put a dump in your dump so you can call things shit while you call things shit.
Me (thinking): You mean a metashit?
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yo dawg I heard you like calling things shit, so I put a dump in your dump so you can call things shit while you call things shit.
Humonster
A human whom happens to be a completely evil monster, or a monster in a human body, if you prefer.
Some types of humonsters are: Psychopaths, sociopaths, pedophiles, animal abusers, Nazis, terrorists, rapists, serial killers, abusive parents, spouses, relatives and partners, and hate groups.
Anyone who doesn't care about hurting others, hurts innocents for their own pleasure, or exploits people who are innocent or defenseless, could be considered a humonster. Humonsters brutalize INNOCENT people. Doing these things to someone who deserves it does NOT make you a humonster.
Some types of humonsters are: Psychopaths, sociopaths, pedophiles, animal abusers, Nazis, terrorists, rapists, serial killers, abusive parents, spouses, relatives and partners, and hate groups.
Anyone who doesn't care about hurting others, hurts innocents for their own pleasure, or exploits people who are innocent or defenseless, could be considered a humonster. Humonsters brutalize INNOCENT people. Doing these things to someone who deserves it does NOT make you a humonster.
Person A: I feel bad for my friends who have abusive parents... Monsters in human bodies.
Person B: Yeah, their parents are humonsters.
Person B: Yeah, their parents are humonsters.
Brain
Something Donald Trump doesn't have.
Most people require one to function, however. If yours dies, you suffer a state called "brain death", where you basically become stuck in a coma.
A lot of modern politicians either lack one of these, or lack a heart instead.
Most people require one to function, however. If yours dies, you suffer a state called "brain death", where you basically become stuck in a coma.
A lot of modern politicians either lack one of these, or lack a heart instead.
Person A: Hey, Person B, do you know anyone who has a brain?
Person B: I have something better! I know someone who has no brain, an empty skull, complete vacuum, not even air!
Person A: Who?
Person B: *Points to a Donald Trump 2020 sign on someone's nearby lawn
Person A: I guess I don't have one either! How'd I not know that?
Person B: Because I'm surrounded by idiots.
Person A: Fair enough.
Person B: I have something better! I know someone who has no brain, an empty skull, complete vacuum, not even air!
Person A: Who?
Person B: *Points to a Donald Trump 2020 sign on someone's nearby lawn
Person A: I guess I don't have one either! How'd I not know that?
Person B: Because I'm surrounded by idiots.
Person A: Fair enough.
Assmouth
A person whose mouth might as well be an anus because all that comes out of it is bullshit.
The joke is that since shit comes out of an ass, and name-calling and spreading slander or lies are called talking shit, that means their mouth is an anus since shit-quality words are all that comes out of it.
The joke is that since shit comes out of an ass, and name-calling and spreading slander or lies are called talking shit, that means their mouth is an anus since shit-quality words are all that comes out of it.
Bob: Climate change is a hoax.
Alice: What? No it isn't! Haven't you noticed the jet stream weakening?
Bob: Also, vaccines don't work.
Alice: Wow, you're an assmouth. Try saying something LOGICAL next time.
Bob: Hmmphh! Fine!
Alice: What? No it isn't! Haven't you noticed the jet stream weakening?
Bob: Also, vaccines don't work.
Alice: Wow, you're an assmouth. Try saying something LOGICAL next time.
Bob: Hmmphh! Fine!
wheel spider
wheel spider by Grabacr April 19, 2020