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Trumpnozzle

Someone who has their head up the former President's ass and blindly worships him whilst claiming to love America, despite the fact that he's the very same man who tried to DESTROY America with a failed coup, and that is treason. A Trumpnozzle only spews out "muh fake news", "muh global warming hoax", "muh video game violence", "muh homophobia", "muh border wall", and other nonsensical bullshit phrases. The flow of illogic exiting the mouth of a trumpnozzle is like the nozzle of a rocket engine, blowing away and evaporating any attempts to shove logic down the Trumpnozzle's throat, hence their name.
Trumpnozzle: Global warming is a hoax. Trump knows because he only has all of the best people working for him, and he'll make America great again.
Logical person: Can't you see that global warming is finally getting bad enough that even some of the denialists are beginning to realize it isn't a hoax? 2022 is the hottest year on record, and it's only getting hotter. The ice caps are melting faster, the ocean level is rising, and you're going to deny everything happening right in front of you?
Do you think the election was fraudulant, too?

Trumpnozzle: Sleepy Joe won the election through voter fraud. He stole the election from Trump.

Logical person: Attempting to continue persuading someone as brainwashed into a rut as you is futile and illogical. Good day. *leaves*
by Grabacr August 16, 2022
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Nuke in the sand

A very big, very dangerous or concerning looming threat or danger. It doesn't have to be a large scale danger (like a war) or involve literal nukes, but could also be something that could involve severe emotional devastation or an unrecoverable argument between friends (Like mentioning a topic that could give someone a major panic/anxiety attack).
Person A: Why don't you talk about (game) in this chat?
Person B: Well, I am a fan of that game, but one of my friends has a really big anxiety trigger involving it, so I don't mention it out of respect.
Person A: Thank God you told me, that could've been a nuke in the sand.
by Grabacr February 23, 2024
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Enscheissened

To be full of, or covered in, shit, either literally or metaphorically.

Sense 1: Full of shit, speaking nonsense.

Sense 2: Containing shit, having shit on something, or being covered in shit.
Sense 1:

Bob: Dude, did you hear about Nintendo working on a Mario game for the PS5?
Dylan: You're so enschissened, Nintendo would never make a first-party game for a competitor's console

Sense 2:
Bob: I just shat my pants.
Steve: You should throw out those enscheissened pants, bro.
by Grabacr January 3, 2025
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Humonster

A human whom happens to be a completely evil monster, or a monster in a human body, if you prefer.
Some types of humonsters are: Psychopaths, sociopaths, pedophiles, animal abusers, Nazis, terrorists, rapists, serial killers, abusive parents, spouses, relatives and partners, and hate groups.
Anyone who doesn't care about hurting others, hurts innocents for their own pleasure, or exploits people who are innocent or defenseless, could be considered a humonster. Humonsters brutalize INNOCENT people. Doing these things to someone who deserves it does NOT make you a humonster.
Person A: I feel bad for my friends who have abusive parents... Monsters in human bodies.
Person B: Yeah, their parents are humonsters.
by Grabacr May 5, 2022
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I'll think about it

A polite way for parents to tell their child "No" to something.
Oftentimes this gives the kid false hope that the parent has a chance of saying "yes".
Kid (Who is 10): Can I have GTA5?
Parent: I'll think about it.
Kid: Okay, hopefully you're gonna be fine with it!
by Grabacr March 29, 2025
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