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chutch

when you jerk off while crying while watching yourself in the mirror.

Only for Legends.

I totally chutched the other night, legend. Coldplay in the background was had.

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When someone gets bent over so bad the brain they once had implodes and allows for repeated rapeage in fantasy sports.

Bradley Reginald Jackson Dale got trade raped.

i.e. H. Sedin & K.Shattenkirk for Tyler Bozak

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