Kitty shark

When your cat’s being nice to you for some other reason besides attention, usually for a snack.
My cat’s been kitty sharking me for a snack, but his fat butt just ate dinner an hour ago.
by Gords Gone Wild July 22, 2023
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Fucked the pumpkin

To socially embarrass oneself by doing something stupid - usually resulting from drunkenness.
Wow, Greg really fucked the pumpkin that time!
by Gords Gone Wild October 25, 2020
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