Definitions by Gords Gone Wild

Kitty shark

When your cat’s being nice to you for some other reason besides attention, usually for a snack.

My cat’s been kitty sharking me for a snack, but his fat butt just ate dinner an hour ago.

Kitty shark by Gords Gone Wild July 21, 2023

Fucked the pumpkin 

To socially embarrass oneself by doing something stupid - usually resulting from drunkenness.

Wow, Greg really fucked the pumpkin that time!

Fucked the pumpkin by Gords Gone Wild October 25, 2020