Definitions by Goosey Goose

Outplopping

A small piece of shit that won’t come out of your ass when you push, but it is the tip of a larger chunk stuck in your rectum. It closely resembles its rocky cousin, the outcropping.

I can’t push out this outplopping without having an aneurysm. Eventually it will come out, but not today.

Outplopping by Goosey Goose July 23, 2020

Siamese Dick 

When your dick and balls are stuck together so bad from sweat, grime, and fromunda, that they won’t easily separate in order to pee, resulting in a poor stream.

My siamese dick is back today. It’s 90 degrees out and when I went to piss I needed two hands to free it from my sack.

Siamese Dick by Goosey Goose July 22, 2020

Shitnesia 

The condition where a person cannot recall whether or not they’ve taken a dump on a particular day.

I went to the bathroom to drop a duece after lunch and I couldn’t remember if I had gone in the morning or not. I must be suffering from Shitnesia.

Shitnesia by Goosey Goose July 17, 2020

Rejuvienate 

Slang, to send a juvenile delinquent back where he came from: Juvie.

They need to rejuvienate that kid, he's nothing but trouble.

Rejuvienate by Goosey Goose November 21, 2011

Air Woody 

The imaginary erection a woman gets when she's excited about something.

She had an air woody when her boyfriend told her that he was going to buy her the red dress she liked.

Air Woody by Goosey Goose January 9, 2011

Kotex Wax 

When a female installs a maxi pad backwards and has to rip it off with all of her pubes.

Barbie put her maxi pad on backward and when she ripped it off of herself she got a Kotex wax.

Kotex Wax by Goosey Goose December 22, 2009