18 definitions by Goonie's Revenge

Hooflock

When an old woman's (esp. Gnome's) knees bend the wrong way due to a lack of muscle tone in surrounding tissue, causing them to lock up in a back-facing position when the person stands up.

The old woman had hooflock while standing for a photo.

by Goonie's Revenge September 21, 2023

beanispenis

Spic, female, lesbian midget who has penis envy so she substitutes a dildo for a penis.

Beanispenis is a despo lurker.

by Goonie's Revenge September 30, 2023

Snarsassm

Snarsassm - A combination of 'snarky', 'sassy', and 'sarcasm' all in one. (esp. in a tweet)

My comment relating to this topic has intended snarsassm....FYI.

by Goonie's Revenge January 22, 2023

Dumpster breath

Breath that smells like rotting garbage, like Craig and Syd have, from years of digging through dumpsters for 'treasures' like old computer parts and partially-empty beer cans.

Syd's dumpster breath will make you want to vomit if you get close enough.

by Goonie's Revenge September 30, 2023

Playboyin

A homosexual Indian who talks about eating and food 24/7, adding nothing but boredom to an already-shitty chatroom. A wannabe gamer who fails at every game he attempts.

Playboyin is boring.

by Goonie's Revenge October 24, 2023

Bludgeon Face

Louisville slugger face naturally, or someone you want to bash with a blunt object.

Bludgeon face should wear a bag over its head.

by Goonie's Revenge October 22, 2023

crumpet strumpet

UK old woman who sits around eating crumpets and flirting excessively online in chatrooms with anyone who will talk to her.

The crumpet strumpet was overly aggressive in chat.

by Goonie's Revenge September 23, 2023