Definitions by Goonboldt

Blurvin’

A Blurvin’ is quite similar to a “Blumpkin”, however, instead of receiving a blowjob whilst shitting, you receive it whilst driving.

Mannnn… this road trip is so longggg… I would love to get a blurvin’ to pass the time.

Yo bro wanna blurvin’ on the way up to the cottage?