Definitions by Good one Beth

Haren't

Noun; a person, culture or state of being. Exceedingly backwards and (white) trashy and exhibiting the classic traits associated with white trash, like an abrasive, often violent personality (given to loudly starting conflicts and picking physical fights in public), extreme political leanings (not just conservative but 1860s conservative, flag and all), a rough, hickish accent (think Mare of Eastown), unwashed hair with very dated style, bad teeth (and poor hygiene in general), and terrible choice of clothing (e.g. Shell gas station or PBR t-shirts, or "edgy" shirts that you have to read like "Come and take It" or "I'm not the step dad, I'm the dad who stepped up")

That girl with the meth face and only one front tooth is such a haren't.

Stop screaming, you're acting like a total haren't right now.

That t-shirt is so haren't.

I don't go to that town because the vibe there is next level haren't.

Haren't by Good one Beth April 10, 2026

Offical 

Of or pertaining to a cult run by the best geniuses (who are even smarter than spellcheck) and composed of the easily duped

"Have you paid to get your offical Trump card yet? He may have lost the election, but he'll always have my heart. And money."

Offical by Good one Beth August 7, 2021