Definitions by Gooch Spelunker

CMS 

An abbreviation for "castrate myself ," when kms/"kill myself" is socially unacceptable.

"Bro i want to fucking castrate myself, that test was an L"

Person 1: you free?
Person 2: nah
Person 1: cms

CMS by Gooch Spelunker February 15, 2017

Shoot my cock off 

An exclamatory phrase, often said when someone receives an L or something is excessively cringey.

"I honestly want to shoot my cock off, how the fuck did I lose my keys?"

"did you see this mans snapchat story? Shit was so bad I had to shoot my cock off."

Shoot my cock off by Gooch Spelunker February 15, 2017