Gonars Banking's definitions

Xeuron Straight

A theoretical and trans-dimensional body of water thought to exist under the capital city of Ashgabat. The Xeuron straight is home to this universe's largest Spingfleng infection and is the world's leading supply of Hingle Fibers. The only known way to naturally reach the Xeuron Straight is through the artificial construction of a rudimentary Bobar Nucleus.

I wish to visit the fabled Xeuron Straight while visiting Ashgebat.

by Gonars Banking May 28, 2021

Joshua Beetle

Malicious insects synthesized from Hingle Fibers found within a Spingfleng infection. Joshua beetles are notorious for their ravenous worship and devotion to the Bobar Nucleus.

I called an exterminator to rid my house of Joshua Beetles.

by Gonars Banking May 28, 2021

Gulnak Circle

A periodic happening in which hundreds of Joshua Beetles gather around a Bobar nucleus in a circular fashion as a form of worship.

I happened across a Gulnak Circle on my stroll through the woods today.

by Gonars Banking May 28, 2021

Hingle Fibers

The byproduct of a naturally occurring Spengfling infection of reality within the Xeuron Straight. Hingle fibers are one of two key ingredients used in the creation of Joshua Beetles, the other of which being Polynus Putty.

I collected a handful of Hingle Fibers while visiting the Xeuron Straight this weekend.

by Gonars Banking May 28, 2021

Bobar Nucleus

A Horrid manifestation of foul smelling bugs and slugs found within a small leather boot.

The kind gentleman handed me a small Bobar Nucleus.

by Gonars Banking May 28, 2021

Bobar Nucleus

A Horrid manifestation of foul smelling bugs and slugs found within a small leather boot.

The kind gentleman handed me a small Bobar Nucleus.

by Gonars Banking May 28, 2021