2 definitions by Golden flying pig
Theodor is a very handsome guy who is the best at everything he does. He likes to watch spongebob and usually faps under a blanket. Also, He is really, REALLY popular.
by Golden flying pig March 14, 2017
When you find out that you are a small amount of black (less than 5%), For example through a DNA test
Friend: Hey my n*gga, how are you?
Me: Excuse me but that’s offensive to me, i’m actually microblack
Me: Excuse me but that’s offensive to me, i’m actually microblack
by Golden flying pig July 31, 2018