Golden Seagul's definitions

Lie Squash

When the lie that your in the middle of telling fails

'There is absolutely, absolutely, no such thing as... MONSTERS!!!' Was such a Lie Squash

by Golden Seagul July 20, 2018

Bum Bomb

A massive cyst on your bum that either bursts or is surgically removed leaving a crater on your bum.

Omg duuuude! My brother had the biggest bum bomb, seriously, it left a Grand Canyon sized crater down there!

by Golden Seagul July 20, 2018

Firni

A made up country with a made up language 'Firnoush' to use when strangers keep asking you where you are from

Person 1: 'Hola girrrl, where you from hunny' Person 2: *ugh not again* 'Firni

by Golden Seagul July 20, 2018