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Definitions by God of Papaya

Crystal PvP

When unemployed losers who wasted their childhood playing video games sweat their balls off, in a game not made with PvP in mind, optimising obscure mechanics and techs to master an esoteric, highly effective form of PvP that no casual player uses.
"Dude, these guys are destroying us in Solar Conquest 2! I just saw him place a satellite mid dogfight!"
"He's top 20 in Crystal PvP"
Crystal PvP by God of Papaya March 27, 2026
Friend: Wanna film a Tik Tok?
Me: You mean cancer?
Cancer by God of Papaya April 14, 2020