God is Dog Backwards's definitions

Dirty Ziad

When you accidentally call the girl you're having sex with by the wrong name but convince her it's part of the role play so naturally you suggest going into the kitchen because you just really want to piss in the sink.

I found Steven in the kitchen finishing a Dirty Ziad with a random Fresher.

by God is Dog Backwards June 9, 2022

Millie

The most beautiful girl in the word.

Millie's boyfriend considers himself the luckiest guy in the world.

by God is Dog Backwards June 3, 2020

Monmouth Comp

A school where the teachers worship a black square as art.

Monmouth Comp is a bad school because there is a cult that worships Kazimir Malevich's art.

by God is Dog Backwards June 3, 2020

Hoe

A tool used in Minecraft for farming.

I meant to use my diamonds to make a sword but accidentally spent all of them on a diamond hoe.

by God is Dog Backwards June 3, 2020