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Definitions by God is Dog Backwards

Dirty Ziad 

When you accidentally call the girl you're having sex with by the wrong name but convince her it's part of the role play so naturally you suggest going into the kitchen because you just really want to piss in the sink.
I found Steven in the kitchen finishing a Dirty Ziad with a random Fresher.

Monmouth Comp 

A school where the teachers worship a black square as art.
Monmouth Comp is a bad school because there is a cult that worships Kazimir Malevich's art.
A tool used in Minecraft for farming.
I meant to use my diamonds to make a sword but accidentally spent all of them on a diamond hoe.
Hoe by God is Dog Backwards June 3, 2020
Millie's boyfriend considers himself the luckiest guy in the world.