Definitions by God among us

QuotePhobia

When you are a giant bitch afraid of some hate on a app with a fucking bird as it’s icon.

Bitch: just so everyone’s aware, if you quote any one of my tweets i can sue you for harassment. as i’ve stated before that i have quotephobia, & for you to go out of your way to quote me & cause harm to my life is harassment. hope you all understand 😁

QuotePhobia by God among us September 24, 2021

Hassan 

A person who has a huge dick they have all the girls around them they are persistent and smart brave and an absolute alpha male they have the body of a god with the dick of a giant even tho they fall in love fast they are caring and will do anything to make you happy and feel like your the only girl that he loves

person 1: God I love that man so much

Person 2: god he probably is named Hassan

Hassan by God among us October 15, 2020

Hassan 

A person who has a huge dick they have all the girls around them they are persistent and smart brave and an absolute alpha male they have the body of a god with the dick of a giant even tho they fall in love fast they are caring and will do anything to make you happy and feel like your the only girl that he loves

person 1: God I love that man so much

Person 2: god he probably is named Hassan

Hassan by God among us October 15, 2020

Spider-man 

Gets more reboots then people change socks

Spider-man: My uncle Ben just died

*Reboot*
Spider-man: My uncle Ben just died

Spider-man by God among us October 15, 2020