Definitions by God Left Us

eirutywoqpdjfhgskalcbvxnzm 

Damn you have gotten way into these keyboard patterns, like what the hell is this, just do your homework, okay?

i typed eirutywoqpdjfhgskalcbvxnzm on a keyboard because I'm procrastinating

eirutywoqpdjfhgskalcbvxnzm by God Left Us February 25, 2020

Ass Appled 

When Robespierre shoved an apple up someones ass and the cut their head off with a guillotine.

Did you hear that Jim got ass appled?

Ass Appled by God Left Us May 6, 2019

Smart

Not fucking owen, he is dumb

that guys not smart because he is Owen

Smart by God Left Us May 6, 2019

Issac Mewton 

Issac Newton's cat that was the real one that discovered gravity but Newton took credit. He later died during the holocaust in 2012

I loved Issac Mewton

Issac Mewton by God Left Us May 6, 2019