Definitions by Goat Head

krankenstache

When a person takes a bump of their favorite powder (usually meth, but can also be cocaine or china white), and some falls on their top lip or mustache. Severe cases can resemble a "milk mustache". Pronounced like "crank-in-stash".

"Bro, wipe off that krankenstache before your girl comes in the room."

"Sir, I'm going to need you to empty your pockets for me."
"Why?"
"You are wearing a krankenstache around in public; I feel you may be holding."

krankenstache by Goat Head January 15, 2014

the dirty geko 

when you are doing girl from behind up against the wall and you switch lanes without letting her know and watch her try to climb up against the wall.

So i was doing this australian chick up against the wall and i gave her the dirty geko.

the dirty geko by goat head May 7, 2009