Definitions by Go Hogs!

Shit My Bed 

an exclamation of surprise or dismay following the delivery of important or significant news, as one would be surprised after shitting the bed

Guy #1: "Hey dude, we're going out to the club after the game."
Guy #2: "Well, shit my bed, that's gonna be a hell of a good time."

Shit My Bed by Go Hogs! August 30, 2010

Benis 

The phenomenon of a white male's genitalia being more darkly pigmented than the remainder of his body. As in black-penis, or benis.

Dude #1: Why can't Justin ever keep a girlfriend?
Dude #2: Not sure man, but I've heard he's got a benis.

Benis by Go Hogs! July 27, 2009