The phenomenon of a white male's genitalia being more darkly pigmented than the remainder of his body. As in black-penis, or benis.
Dude #1: Why can't Justin ever keep a girlfriend?
Dude #2: Not sure man, but I've heard he's got a benis.
Dude #2: Not sure man, but I've heard he's got a benis.
by Go Hogs! July 27, 2009
an exclamation of surprise or dismay following the delivery of important or significant news, as one would be surprised after shitting the bed
Guy #1: "Hey dude, we're going out to the club after the game."
Guy #2: "Well, shit my bed, that's gonna be a hell of a good time."
Guy #2: "Well, shit my bed, that's gonna be a hell of a good time."
by Go Hogs! August 30, 2010