Glucose Paternal Figure's definitions

Procrastinertia

The law of procrastinertia states that a person at rest remains at rest, and a person at work remains at work unless acted upon by a force of moners

Parents: Get off your ass and build an airplane from scratch
Me: no
Parents: why not?
Me: procrastinertia

by Glucose Paternal Figure April 6, 2021

Resty

Short for restaurant because fuck it.

Me: yo, you wanna go to that resty around the corner?
Joe mama: sure bitch

by Glucose Paternal Figure April 6, 2021